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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

superwhomestuckavenglordlockian:

broinmacken:

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

castihalo:

"What the fuck Sammy, what are you— SAMMY GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR-“

"What’s the matter, Dean? Don’t you have Your Guardian Angel to keep your things safe for you?”

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

spookytotodile:

majortvjunkie:

I just can’t get over 2005 Fergie

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what do you even focus on

nah son that naruto

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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odbic:



IM SO DEAD.


there is some real inception shit happening here


there’s no way this is an accident

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident